The Bizarre Life Advice of the Middle School

Josephine Olivier, Author

Hello, people of the school.

I have given you guys the gift of advice from people around PMS, buuuuuuuut it is really weird. So enjoy!

“My life advice… I know it may sound weird, but if you want to have eternal youth, die young and pickle your body.”                                                                                                                                                                        -Amelia

A rather odd way of staying youthful, but it might work – with the power of science. Ha! The beauty gurus have a long way to go.

“Always have fun with it [life].”                                                                                                                                                                                      -Sandy

“A bruise is nothing compared to what a cut can do.”                                                                                                                                                       – Josephine, the author

Well, think of it what can a cut do… It can start infections, and it hurts really bad. Also, that patch of skin is now useless for a while, but what can a bruise do well it will hurt pretty badly and there is a big mark on the skin, but after a while, the bruise won’t really hurt unless you touch it, which stinks. It can also mean that there are some things that are pretty bad, but some things that are similar can be even worse. Interpret it however you like or however you think is fitting.

“Always start a conversation with what’s ham, fam?”                                                                                                                                              – Robbie

Well…. it does start some sort of a conversation, but I don’t think you should say that at the start of every conversation.

“Don’t be lasagna.”                                                                                                                                                                                                   –  The Doctor

According to my sources, the doctor says that one of his companions says not to eat the lasagna since it will explode, hence don’t be lasagna. To be honest, who would want to be lasagna? You would get eaten by Garfield, and who wants that? Or, just don’t explode.

“When in doubt wOObilly wOObilly it out.”                                                                                                                                                               – Clare

Well, what this means is that when you are doubtful, shake it off or do something to get your mind of it.

“When writing a story pick an idea out of your mind. Now spit it on to your hands and write. Once you’re finished writing, look at and think, ‘this is bad.'”                                                                                                                                                                                                     – Josephine, the author

What this piece of advice is trying to say is don’t be afraid to edit a story. In your eyes, it may be the worst piece you’ve ever written, but keep going, keep editing, and have fun.