WARNING DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE READ HARRY POTTER!!!

Henry was a wee lad when Albert Dumblepoor rolled him onto his mothers porch late at night when nobody was there to see.  Bundled up in an old newspaper from 2022.  That morning his mother found him and naturally, she unwrapped the newspaper leaving Henry on the cold hard concrete porch 

“Ugh, nothing interesting, just Covid stuff.”  She said,  Once Henry heard her speak he awoke from his slumber and started crying and Anna Potterson finally noticed her orphan

“Oh, finally your back!”  Anna said as she picked Henry up “I missed you so much.  Can you still do magic?  Say abracadabra”

“Avada Kedavra” Henry mumbles as a rainbow shoots out of the sky at his mom.  Once Dumblepoor finds out what happens he immediately retrieves Henry

“Oh boy what have you done” Dumblepoor mumbles as he flies on his mop over to Henry’s aunt’s house.  Once he arrives he puts Henry down and hides in a nearby bush next to a housecat.  After a few seconds the housecat transforms into a tall middle age woman

“Hello Professor Mcdonald” Dumblepoor says in a whisper

“You know we have a spell for that, right?” Mcdonald says

“For what?” Dumblepoor says 

“For hiding, duuh” Mcdonald responds.

“Oh, right.  Well, too late now I guess?”  Dumblepoor says

“I know you’ve wanted to hide in a bush for years” Mcdonald says

“I need to get out more” Dumblepoor responds

“Yea-’”  Mcdonald says

“Ssshhhhhhh, their about to get him off the porch” Dumblepoor says

Inside of the house is chaos, running, screaming, stomping down the stairs,  yelling for someone to get the door.  The lock on the door clicks and another middle age woman comes out in a night gown 

“JJOOHHNNNN!” The woman yells.  

A man co-  To be continued….  If enough people care

About the Authors

Patrick Vitale and Oliver Lieberman are extremely well known authors with so many famous books that they can’t even be named here.  But a few are;

A is for Aisle (On the Pelham Post)

Cat in the Hat

Green eggs and Ham

And of course,  The Lord of the Rings